kalsominer[< kalsomine, var. of calcimine a kind of whitewash]Slang
1n.Obs. a person who attempts to gloss over or cover up (evil, corruption, etc.).
1890  From a letter over this talented kalsominer's signature . . . we gather that it is quite impossible that Gen. Middleton could have appropriated Bremner's furs. . . .
2n.Mining a person claiming mining experience and skills he does not possess.
1964  "Don't Flo me, you dammed kalsominer. Two months ago . . . your rounds weren't breaking. . . ."